We don’t generally make a big deal of Valentine’s Day. Not because of any peronal gripe about the commercialisation of the day, or anything, but because we have a lot of family birthdays at this time of year, as well as our anniversary coming up in a few weeks time.
But this year, my lovely Tech Support bought me one of these:
on the principal that if I’m ever going to snap and murder him, it’s important to have right tools for the job.
When one of his co-workers ventured the opinion that a knife wasn’t a terribly romantic gift, he replied “What? You can cut out a heart with one!”