very loud swearing

13 Jul

So I cleared off the dining room table, laid everything out to start seaming up the Fireside cardi, and unfolded the pieces.

Guess what?

DSCF0305

See that? DO YOU SEE THAT???!!! The rackin’frackin’ back is half-a-pattern repeat shorter than the sassafrassin’ front. Twelve entire #$%^&* rows. This is not a fudge-able stuff-up. This means that the back has to be ripped back to the armpit (or perhaps further – it all depends on where exactly the cock-up occurred) and re-knit to match.

No Fireside debut at Bendi, kids.

Imagine all the swear-words you ever heard. Now cube that number. Now shout it from a mountain top. I still think I said worse than that.

Advertisements

7 Responses to “very loud swearing”

  1. Tinkingbell July 13, 2009 at 6:38 pm #

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    Oh dear – I understand

    Can I sell you 2 small and extraordinarily annoying children?

    4 sleeps to go – 4 sleeps – 4 – count ’em – 4!

    • Taphophile July 13, 2009 at 7:13 pm #

      Oh now that’s just not fair! Grrrr to the knitting imps who did this to your beautiful cardie.

  2. becky c. July 13, 2009 at 10:59 pm #

    AWWWWW MAAAAAAN! That is so not cool! I feel your pain – we’ve all been there.

  3. beentsy July 14, 2009 at 1:23 pm #

    Oh. Oh my. I’m just so sorry. 😦

  4. Leonie July 14, 2009 at 2:25 pm #

    Oh crap. That just sucks big time. I’m going to say it because it does bear checking…..have you counted the rows on each piece from the bottom up…all of them? Because sometimes on big items there is a tension hiccup. Of course this is me just trying to save you from having to frog and reknit. In other news my red vest will be at Bendi as I just spent this morning’s SnB sewing in the ends. Wishing you lots of good cardi karma. See you Friday.

  5. knightlyknitter July 15, 2009 at 3:19 pm #

    (*#&*$^(@*%^#@%^#)!(*$&(@*^#%)@*&^$(@*#&_*&$^(*@^&%$(&^%
    AND
    )(*&)(@&$&&$@()*@#^^$(!)&$^*@)(@#*(*$^
    AND (*@&$(@^$_)@(&$^%%#&(#)#))*$&^^%^!!!(!!!!!!!!

    FERCRYINOUTLOUD!!!
    I’ll stand you some of that chocky this weekend.

  6. Lynne September 5, 2009 at 9:21 am #

    Uh-huh!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: