…What do you think of “Obsessotron 9000, the Incredible Electric Crazy Machine”?
I have spent the last two weeks working in the school canteen again, enjoying a refresher course in Why I Quit In The First Place. Can you guess how long it took me to get back to the Crazy Place, where I can’t sleep at night because I am obsessing over trivialities?
FOUR FREAKIN’ DAYS!!!
Truly, I should be locked up for the good of everyone concerned.
Anyway, I am now officially done with this latest stint in Loony Land, and having spent the last few days holding the flu at bay through a combination of drugs and sheer force of will, I shall now lie on the couch and think of England while the viral menace has its wicked way with me.