Fly on the wall

Scene: The kitchen at Casa della Frog. Our heroine is making chocolate chip cookies, assisted by a certain six-year-old Expert on Everything. He watches critically while she gives up with the wooden spoon and gets in there with her hands to finish mixing the chips into the dough.

Sasquatch: Mum, you know there’s another way to do that.

Kate: I already tried it with a spoon, and it wasn’t getting the job done.

Sasquatch: No, I was talking about a bachelor…… Mum?… Mum, why are you laughing?